15.8.05
"So you think you can lub me and leave me to die?" That was what I first heard in bohemian rhapsody.
Well i have an idea!
You know ri boys right, what stuff do they eat?
kampung
wow wow west (it was painful to type that name =p)
wok of life (even painfuller)
oodles of noodles (whoa)
de-feathered corner (owww cramp cramp)
And on other days?
macdonalds
kfc
long john's
cup noodles at the moelc
food junction
rarely - cafe cartel
And some slightly enlightened people, what?
ban mian at the s-11
fishball noodles
bubble tea
i.e. crap food! We need to eat some slow, wholesome, smile-inducing food, food that we eat for the sake of eating alone. Not this semipreprocessed mush, not the swill they dole out in the canteen! Real, solid food that millions would die for.
Therefore, the RFC (raffles food club), also known as IKLBMSIWESRFC (i kena lub by mac's so i wanna eat some real food club). It will promote consumption of food fit for kings, a healthy lifestyle and wholesome mental stimulation, which we all know moulds future Thinker Leader Pioneer.
An example of a typical training session:
Breakfast at
tiffany's jalan kayu, for roti prata and teh tarik, or the mushroom mee at ang mo kio
Lunch: mee rebus, upper serangoon, or beef noodles, hougang, or lor mee, old airport road, or if no money, ban mian >.<>ritz-carlton steamboat, or zhi cha, or erm. porridge
And of course, dessert is chendol near rosyth school
Thoughts?
ate your heart out at 11:38 PM