10.6.05
If I were a month I would be: may. the month that seems to never end before the june hols
If I were a day of the week I would be: saturday.
If I were a time of day I would be: 1.25 am. just right for coffee
If I were a planet I would be: earth. mostly harmless
If I were a sea animal I would be: a crab. delicious with chilli
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: a ceiling fan. you never notice it except when it falls down on you
If I were a sin I would be: lust
If I were a historical figure I would be: buddha? xD ok probably the pope
If I were a liquid I would be: ethanol
If I were a stone, I would be: dead
If I were a tree, I would be: christmas! (:
If I were a bird, I would be: albatross. around your neck
If I were a tool, I would be: ooh i like this one. a cathorade oscilloscope. or superglue
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: a watermelon
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: el nino
If I were a mythical creature, I would be: a trojan horse
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: i already am! trombone
If I were an animal, I would be: elephant
If I were a color, I would be: light green
If I were an emotion, I would be: satisfactionguaranteed
If I were a vegetable, I would be: terri schiavo
If I were a sound, I would be: fortissimo blast with cracked note =p
If I were an element, I would be: hydrogen
If I were a car, I would be: the popemobile
If I were a song, I would be: played in an elevator
If I were a book, I would be written by: a computer
If I were a food, I would be: panadol laced with heroin
If I were a place, I would be: home
If I were a material, I would be: prastic!
If I were a taste, I would be: salty
If I were a scent, I would be: nonexistent
If I were a word, I would be: "whoops"
If I were a body part I would be: brain
If I were a facial expression I would be: a toothy grin
If I were a subject in school I would be: CLE
If I were a cartoon character I would be: sen (to chihiro no kamikushii xD)
If I were a shape I would be a/an: elephant
If I were a number I would be: 42
ate your heart out at 10:26 PM
